• Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    To look your best you need to create a seductive aura. This aura is part of the mental image other people have of you, and it builds up from a constellation of many different hints.

    Beige is anti-sexy, so wearing a beige bra EVEN ONCE throws dust in your aura and makes it dimmer. And once your aura dims, the decrease in your seductiveness persists even when you’re NOT wearing your ugly beige bra.

    wut