Global scale ding dong ditch.

I love technology

Not everything needs to have an app
Not everything needs to be online
Just make it a fucking button

not everything needs to have thomas edison’s evil spirits in it
install a bell

My phone is old and can’t scan qr codes so I’m forced to throw pebbles at your window to alert you like a teen romcom.
You have other options such as (eg) knocking on the door relentlessly then punching whoever answers in their fucking face
Meemaw’s about to find out what happens when you don’t check the peephole.
@Blakey@hexbear.net
Building managers will spend thousands installing shit like this, but won’t spend a cent to fix a leak in the ceiling or broken power outlet.
Sounds pretty Timbre Estúpido to me
So what happens when I go on https://app.bellify.io/scan/jjz6wOyK8xXWipFATjtu?type=qr
It’s checking useragent to make sure the person accessing is on a mobile device. Change useragent to a mobile one and then spam it to ring the doorbell over and over again.
Thank god this shit didn’t came to Brazil yet(at least I can’t find online stores that ship to Brazil). But oh god it’s more than one company doing this genius innovation.












