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Finally, a Christmas tradition I can get excited about
It’s a Festivus Miracle.

Well that’s certainly an attention grabbing first 3 words.
It certainly caused some heavy breathing here
Now what do I do with this erection?

Well that really fixed that problem for everyone
inb4 secret police disappear them to a black site
Isn’t that a thought crime under Pam Blondi?
You could tell it was him (despite the head missing) by the small orange penis
It shows that opposing trumpism isn’t a political stance anymore, it’s just common sense now - in most places around the world.
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At least I experienced true happiness today, even fleetingly
at least the title didn’t start with “Trump, 79”
Now I know what I want for Christmas
Yawn.





