Like when you run out of bottled gas cooking the Christmas turkey 🤣. Talking of birds, well trussed nonetheless !
Not perhaps the most flattering description I’ve ever heard of myself, but damned if I didn’t laugh.
Wait, people come here for the flattery, and not just some terrible corny metaphors? 😃
If this is a reference to the previous photo with a corn, absolute legend. Very well done. If not, still great, you lucky you.
Your reputation precedes you, I think you’ve probably already acquired legend status with that one 👏
Beat me to it lol, +1 for the praise
With that outfit, if they didn’t give you a discount I’m boycotting.
Hahaha, Lowes is kinda fashy so I suspect I would have just been banned. Especially if the guy stocking the other side of these shelves had looked down (did not see him until the coat was off…)
(ties that make my tits look flaaaaaaaaaaat…)
They do not detract from the overall impression. I’m just imagining the store guy asking himself wtfe you were doing under the shelf unit and the excuse you might have proffere, had he found you like that!
I mean he’s making minimum wage, I seriously doubt he gets paid enough to care…
One would hope that you would have at least brightened up his uneventful day for a brief moment.
Lol true enough, alas tho his day went unbrightened (but only nearly, dang was it close 🤤)
Careful now, wouldn’t want to slip on that drool and hurt yourself!🤣🤣
Amazing
Thank you!
You figured correctly. Always appreciate a public flashing from a sexy girl who is considerate enough to make sure she doesn’t run out of fun stuff. 😘
those shoes with the socks are doing it for me tonight - any more photos of them?
Yeah, I think I can accommodate that! Theyre such cute shoes, they deseve a little appreciation.
@Warl0k3 Now that’s dedication
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