I had this dream last night that was really horny.

Basically I am a paramedic but in order to save young ladies lives I must give them orgasms.

First call of the night, and I am already in a bad mood because someone borrowed my 12 inch dildo and didn’t return it to my medical kit. The batteries in the Magic Wand are almost fucked as well.

We present at the address and it turns out a Margot Robbie look-alike has slipped in the shower (probably drunk) and can’t get up. No worries, bathroom scenes are hot, I can work with that.

I get in there quick, my Rabbit vibrator already out and ready to go, she starts to say “I think my hip-” but it’s too late the rabbit is already in her and working it’s magic and I reposition myself behind her head and cradle her head in my arms and kiss her forehead and tell her that “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” was really not that bad a film and if it was then she was still good anyway and it was all Colin Farrel’s fault or maybe the director. She agrees and moves my hands to her nipples which are already bullet hard and heaving up and down with each deep, needy breath.

Someone opens the bathroom door and it’s a Tom Ackerley look-alike so I just yell “I’ve got this mate!” as Margot’s legs are flopping around on the floor like a fish on the bottom of a boat and the red Rabbit vibrator is sticking out of her, buzzing like a horny little psycho bee. Tom tries to protest “But my wife-” so I punch him in the face and go back to Margot who is almost ready to cum now, almost but not quite. A naughty finger up her arse is what she needs to get over the line (kinky bitch).

Next call we need to go to a Miranda Kerr look-alike’s house, she is having a seizure. No probs we get this all the time. I get her up on her knees so she is seizing back and forward against her desk, her arse making smacking sounds like a drum beat against the cheap plywood. Then I slip my suction cupped dildo in between her and the desk and she starts rocking back and forward in a way that I can tell is more than just a seizure, she is into it, so I grab her by the hips and really start hauling her arse backwards each time, so it slaps hard against the desk and the dildo fills her cunt fully with each and every rough stroke. I tell her she is still hot even though it’s 2025 now and she cums with me watching the dildo stretch her until she rocks forward one last time and a massive fountain of squirt sprays the side of that shitty desk.

I didn’t know it was possible to be horny while hungover. To each their own, I guess.