He was just trying to reconcile with the father he never knew he had.
“let your ancestors guide you” but they led him directly to Vance’s couch
no way this is not his kid. idk what the dna test says or his “real” parents say.
I really hope this gains traction in public discourse.
You see, when a man loves a couch very much…
that beard is really doing wonders isnt it? also the eyeliner lol. very gender affirming.
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ok 26 is kinda pushing it but you’re going to tell me a mugshot like that is an adult man? that’s a large son
Our large adult son arrested for the “crime” of enjoying a nice evening walk through the vice president’s home
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specifically, Vance’s secret large son. Returning to confront his absentee father. Probably.
Vice President JD Vance on X: “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes about the attack at our home. As far as I can tell, a crazy person tried to break in by hammering the windows.”
Grotesque way to casually speak about someone whose probably mentally unwell given the previous case of trespassing they have was judged “not fit to stand”.
Here in the UK even the tory voters I know would cringe at this “crazy person” shit, they would say it’s vulgar and lacks any class.
I think “vulgar” and “lacks class” are must-haves for American hogs.
Very christ-like behaviour of the self-declared christians
The first US VP Office to have a separate ‘
Discord chats’ and ‘Press’ box for outgoing official communications.
Going off the mugshot he’s practically the spitting image of Vance himself. Are we sure there’s not a switcheroo situation going on where an imposter (Charlie Kirk, who faked his own death for social media clout) captured and switched places with Vance (who was lured to a secluded location by Kirk’s wife where Charlie jumped him and stole his clothes), and this is the real Vance trying to get his life back? Maybe the imposter just bleached Vance’s hair and smeared Nair all over his face to get rid of the beard so no one would recognize him anymore.
go my son
William DeFoor
willem de-foot
when I was reading the article (i’m lying i clicked it open) I thought it said willem dafoe, lol
He wanted to see if JD really looks like the memes from twitter?
Is this guy gonna turn out to be like Crooks? It might get interesting if political assassination replaces school shooting as the misanthrope’s pastime.
That possibility might be the most plausible reason for hope in a long time.
tell the school shooter kids that there’s a better way to impress jodie foster
He looks like JDs illegitimate son
Maybe he wanted DNA to prove it.
Well tbf the cultural Marxists haven’t gotten around to legalising marriage to couches yet
This just immediately reminded me of the Paul Pelosi hammer incident
He just wanted to say hi. What’s the big deal?
got a vehicle too, I salute his style
Come on, Vance is still alive, it’s too early to break in and steal the holy relics.
he was previously arrested for trespassing at a psychiatric hospital but found not competent to stand trial? what. the. fuck?
Did the fascists already blame the left on this? Lmao
Oh, my psycho, knock three times on the window with a hammer
Mmm-mmm, twice on the pipe if tell ya to gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt5uNQ3FXRI
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I totally forgot the second line. And in my parody the second line doesn’t make sense but there was no way I was going to miss using “Mmm-mmm, twice on the pipe”.
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