- cross-posted to:
- Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!
Nice try THE ORB, but you won’t get me to join your hive mind!
But they have little fluffy clouds!
That’s just lies that THE ORB tells you to make you join hive mind of THE ORB.
yeaa
The link is broken. Please fix
Try pondering your orb now
I take off my robe and wizard hat
I cast ensnare
I cast entangle
I cast wall of thorns I cast cloud of bees
I cast cone of coelacanths
I cast rain of spiders
I cast whip of licorice
I cast curse of now every time you kiss someone they say you kiss like a fish I cast fireball for good measure once or twice
I cast that one memory charm that makes you think you been at the piggly wiggly when you just been on fireSorry, but I’m more into rhinos
I’ll keep scrolling
🧐🧐🧐😌😌😌
Gotta do some ponderin on that orb
You responded to my DM? I was sure it was a scam.
Oh, no lovely lady we are certainly Real.
You Fool! I know that but what kind of an idiot would announce their presence?
Wwhat?
You see, you might be a hot Wizard but I am A Cool sorcerer! Now face my ICE BLAST!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
Sex for fun or sex for magick stuff?
Magical sexy fun stuff
Maybe he can pull me out of a hat 😉 .
With a wizard it is both
I LOVE ORB
HOT WIZARDS EATING BEANS!
SEXY WIZARDS IN YOUR UNIVERSE DEVOURING BEANS
is that an 8.5" phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me
SEX = Secret Enchantment eXchange? Count me in!
Do you know how to make a red apple green?
