Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.

Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. A lot of people didn’t survive January, but at least we did. This also ended up going up on my account’s cake day, too, so that’s cool.)

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    The suspicion that notbyai.fyi was in fact a pro-ai techbro highlighting scrapable data has prompted comment from the founder: https://mastodon.social/@notbyai/116004178899556722

    Hi, Allen here! I never thought I’d need to say this but, I am not an AI bro. I don’t work for an AI design agency. We’re not in the AI industry, nor do we sell your data.

    …which seems like a load of cobblers. Imbl brings the receipts: https://social.treehouse.systems/@imbl/116014455337112737

    I’ll assume the argument will devolve into weasel words over what ā€œai broā€ and ā€œai design agencyā€ will mean, and I suspect the conclusion will be that actually he’s working for and with ai bros, with an interest in selling ai bro-related services to further the goals of ai bros in general, but somehow that wont’t be precisely the same thing.

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    Requiem for a film-maker: Darren Aronofsky’s AI revolutionary war series is a horror | The Guardian

    On This Day has already made headlines for being a little bit of a cop-out, since all the voices are performed by human actors, who presumably needed to feed their families more than they wanted to protect their profession from annihilation. And this is telling, because these voices are by far the most convincing part of On This Day, especially when deployed in voiceover, because then you aren’t distracted by the way the movement of their mouths doesn’t quite match up with the noises coming out of them.

    Too bad, I liked about half of his films, esp The Wrestler.

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      The comment, see my prediction that when a movement runs out of idea they inevitably start a dating site for the in crowd, and ā€˜lets do book summaries so we can all read faster’. Esp vague self help style places do this all the time.

      In Search of Lost Time, by Marcel Proust, is one of those books that people like to claim to have read but never did.

      First I heard of this.

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        I’d chalk it up to the LWer inability to a) summarise and/or summarise accurately, and/or LLM usage.

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          some important characters in the narrative I’ve completely skipped over, mostly to do with the Nature of Art (in society) subplot, because nothing actually happens in them and it’s all social parties and talking

          you … mother … fucker … so not only did you manage to miss the fact that this is a gay book, you completely skipped past one if not the most important theme in the novel which is language and the way people talk and write and the various ways they conduct themselves in different times and places, but oh nothing happens it’s just people talking aaaaaaaaaa

          also this is a funny book! it’s funny! it’s not all maudlin meditations upon time and memory! fuck you!

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            you completely skipped past one if not the most important theme in the novel which is language and the way people talk and write and the various ways they conduct themselves in different times and places

            I don’t think the LWer even realised those themes were there. This whole review screams ā€œfailed high school Englishā€ to me.

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      I feel like I just read someone reviewing Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by complaining that there’s no upbeat sections and no overall chorus and the song isn’t about anything, that we’re just ā€œtossed about on the storms of emotion that by the end we are all seasick toā€

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        I liked the part where the reviewer is mysteriously compelled to visit France while reading this novel, which is notably set in France.

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    Tangentially on topic:

    Just finished The Regicide Report by friend of the instance Charles Stross. Hell of a finish to the main series! I’ll likely start a re-read of the whole series soon, and I’m hopeful that it’ll win all the awards.

    Had a couple of shower thoughts afterward:

    1. In the previous novel, a bunch of American computer bois with brainworms concocted a plan to disassemble the moon and turn it into orbital datacenters, which is lol

    2. Ghislaine Maxwell is the Iris Carpenter of pedos.

    3. Keeping speculative fiction ahead of current events must be exhausting.

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    Today in excellent cold opens: ā€œI didn’t talk to ChatGPT, I never have. Instead, I took a load of edibles and laid down in the driveway with the hose on. I produced nothing of value and wasted a ton of water, but at least I ate three protein bars so I’m so healthy.ā€

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    that one in which the person behind/running @FirefoxWebDevs drops the mask so fast it looks like a magic trick: gallery link

    thread by @self, toots by myself and others. the poster managed to keep their civility for quite a while until I daredā„¢ to highlight their lack of a reply outside of UK 5pm, at which point they immediately ramped up

    (and based on some screenshots I’ve been sent, he’s also been doing the classic tail-darvo moping elsewhere)

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      for those who hadn’t seen before, FWD is an account that showed up on the fedi not too long ago (3~4mo?), and has been acting as a Mouthpiece (and semi consent manufacturing outlet)

      across a number of ā€œpollsā€ (with forced answer paths) they’ve had their replies absolutely blasted, and across literally hundreds of replies they’ve dodged the point so hard they might have invented a new sports class

      earlier today I attempted to (quite lightly) check with them if they understand why their responses aren’t all-liked. it didn’t take much of long for them to go off the rails

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      I’ll have you know we’re acting like someone who’s rude to ā€œserving staffā€ right now, where serving staff is defined as a formerly chrome currently mozilla developer relations marketing guy with fucking flatlined vibes

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        listen here you little shit, we have a USER STUDY that proves that those who don’t even think of ā€œserving staffā€ are the most virtuous humans. no you can’t see the data why would you even ask that

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        uhm @self can you show me where I wrote this? can you show me where I wrote these exact words? no? that’s so irrational of you.

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        and it wasn’t even my goal to do that! couple of replies across hours, trying to see if this guy is capable of … irunno, unassing their head(?) and engaging with the criticisms

        then the subtlest thing set them off and shit went mask off so fast

        but hey, at least this way we now just know and don’t have to guess. so much easier

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          The vibes were wretched. Why do people to have to battle emotional abuse from a goddamned web browser?

          but hey, at least this way we now just know and don’t have to guess. so much easier

          +1, yeesh. Btw, if Dingus McGee there resides in the UK, might some of that shit might be legally actionable? I’d certainly have strong feelings about being defamed by the representative of a rather well-funded technology company lol

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    OT: vehicle shopping is such a clusterfuck these days jfc. Do not recommend. Also car salesmen are on par with rationalists, I swear to god.

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      The ā€œwe’ll save some bucks by removing physical knobs and pose this as futuristic by making some vital functions only accessible via multiple levels of menus on a touchscreenā€ thing is the worst and should be banned.

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      the last time I drove a car was in 2015 or so, and back then every car I got had no computers in them. I dread the day that I need to have a vehicle again and my friggin car will upload bullshit into the cloud or whatever. the idea of having screens of any kind on a car is repulsive to me

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        One thing I discovered on my mom’s late-model VW SUV is that the manufacturer-provided semi-physical/capacitative touch dash buttons are pretty much useless when interacting with Apple CarPlay; that all becomes touchscreen-only. And the forced transition in inputs is not particularly obvious. I have to wonder if most implementations are like that, compounding confusion on top of distraction.

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          Huh, I just realized yesterday that my car (also a late-model VAG model) does have a touchscreen that reacts to gloved fingers. This was the base infotainment system, not Carplay.

          Unfortunately the steering wheel controls are touch, not physical. A big downgrade.

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        Navigation stuff is unfortunately (and embarrassingly) critical for me, otherwise I’d be in total agreement with you.

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          I’ve been deliberately learning to navigate without GPSes and tech devices, as a life skill (also on foot/public transport). I’m terrible at navigating, but I’m realising navigating is kinda like handwriting—in that it’s very easy to fall into the trap of saying ā€œI’m terrible at thisā€ as a kind of immutable personality trait, while in fact it’s perfectly expected that one is bad at a skill that one never uses, and turns out I can get better at it even with a little bit of deliberate practice. I suck at things but I can improve.

          In the meantime when I use an electronic map to navigate, I still would rather stick a smartphone to the dashboard a car and use whatever navigation app I prefer, than have the screens and navigators built into the car.

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    Bit early to celebrate, but every bit of grit in the wheels of the llm machine is welcome: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift

    • recall might be rethought, again
    • copilot integration in the most stupid places (notepad, paint, maybe others) ā€œunder reviewā€
    • no new copilot integration with other tools that ship with windows

    Still plenty of other ai projects going full steam ahead, but promotion in plenty of tech companies and especially microsoft comes with being associated with a product launch, and if you’re smart what happens after the launch is someone else’s problem. I wouldn’t be surprised to see plenty of this stiff clinging on until it reaches consumers, and then being immediately ā€œscaled backā€.

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      R3call

      Buisness plan: daily reminders to Recall the Recall Recall. It’s memento mori for CEOs as a service.

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    Re datacenters in space:

    Multiple hackernews insist that SpaceX must have discovered new physics that solves orbital heat management, because otherwise Musk and the stockholders are dumb.

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46862222

    Edit: may have gotten the ol URL switcharoo:

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46862170

    Current top comment is nice (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46862435):

    it is possible to put 500 to 1000 TW/year of AI satellites into deep space, meaningfully ascend the Kardashev scale and harness a non-trivial percentage of the Sun’s power

    We currently make around 1 TW of photovoltaic cells per year, globally. The proposal here is to launch that much to space every 9 hours, complete with attached computers, continuously, from the moon.

    edit: Also, this would capture a very trivial percentage of the Sun’s power. A few trillionths per year.

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      Multiple hackernews insist that SpaceX must have discovered new physics that solves orbital heat management, because otherwise Musk and the stockholders are dumb.

      The leaps in logic are so idiotic ā€œhe managed to land a rocket up right, so maybe he can pull it off!ā€ (as if Elon personally made that happen, or as if a engineering challenge and fundamental thermodynamic limits are equally solvable). This is despite multiple comments replying with back of the envelope calcs on energy generation and heat dissipation of the ISS and comparing it to what you would need for even a moderately sized data center. Or even the comments that are like ā€œmaybe there is a chanceā€, as if it is wiser to express uncertainty…

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      SpaceX must have discovered new physics that solves orbital heat management, because otherwise Musk and the stockholders are dumb.

      Truly a conundrum worthy of the XXI century

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      The headline alone is worthy of upvoting. About halfway through the article, the author includes an embedded YouTube video of the Dilberito Flash game. Made me reflect that 20 years ago, they might simply have directly embedded the game itself. And contemplate what the Web might look like if/when external YouTube embedding craps out.

      And goddamn:

      his former syndicate, publisher, and professional organizations have all declined to pay tribute or even acknowledge his passing.

      I didn’t realize it was quite that harsh, but so it goes. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.