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Gorgritch_Umie_Killa@aussie.zoneM to Perth / Western Australia@aussie.zone · 19 days ago

Perth Man Dodges Synthetic Lawn Ban By Registering Yard As A Commercial Pizza Oven | The Bell Tower Times /satire

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Perth Man Dodges Synthetic Lawn Ban By Registering Yard As A Commercial Pizza Oven | The Bell Tower Times /satire

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Gorgritch_Umie_Killa@aussie.zoneM to Perth / Western Australia@aussie.zone · 19 days ago
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A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard.
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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wouldn’t surprise me. These plastic lawn people are lacking in grey matter.

    You want to know what’s worse than a lawn? Plastic sheeting masquerading as grass. /c/nolawns@slrpnk.net is having heart palpitations.

    • Gorgritch_Umie_Killa@aussie.zoneOPM
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      19 days ago

      Oh cool, that community looks boss!

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      What’s wrong with it aside of the shitty look? It is still better than concreting the whole front yard.

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        I could write many reasons but if you can’t immediately see why laying out sheets of plastic over sand and gravel is worse than a lawn i don’t think it’s worth arguing.

        For what it’s worth I’m not sure it is better than concrete.

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    What the fuck have I just read? Weren’t you bitten by Trump perchance? Or have you started putting those mushrooms in the soup again, hmm?

    • Gorgritch_Umie_Killa@aussie.zoneOPM
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      Its a whole thing over here. I remember moving into a place with a plastic lawn a few years back. From Spring on the backyard became unusable it was so hot. Ended up ripping it out and laying some real grass so I could have a bbq without bbq’ing myself.

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        So… It isn’t a joke? Plastic grass lawns are real? Oh, my mistake then. I never saw anything alike and it doesn’t make much sense to me, so I assumed that is just some stupid modern kids joke.

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          I suppose you’re mostly right, its a satire site, commenting on a practice that is a joke. So pretty correct there 😆

          It’s become such a problem in Perth that local councils are having to take action. Which is a joke all in itself.

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            @Lembot_0006 @Gorgritch_umie_killa Had no idea. Looked it up and yes, banned in my local council

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      you alright there buddy?

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        😂

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