Shoulder pads?

I’ll have you know my sweet mother wore shoulder pads and she was no Romulan you son of a bitch.
David Byrne is a Romulan?
What do you mean? I’ve never seen a romulan dressed even a little ostentatiously. Even their military leadership dressed plainly
So plainly that he completely merges into the background. I wish this picture had some extra lensflare to see by.

This isn’t very jj abrams, I can still make out the actor. Crank the lens flare emitters to inverted.
He’s not military! Well as much as a romulan can be. He’s a miner!
Edit: whoosh.
Everyone knows you need big shoulders to win.

And get the same FRESH haircut as EVERYONE else
It was a mistaaaake.
My head canon is that the Romulans wear the big oversized tunics because they’re stealthily armed to the teeth.
Stuck in the 80s





