Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
the maggots eat it. yum.
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
AI dietologist 🔥
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
LLM-fueled?
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)
Calories and thiamine both!
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
This feels illegal
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
Alcohol makes me eat more
“Have you considered cocaine?”
Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.
