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minus-squarebioluminescence@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoWhy is no one dying of old age?
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 days agoBecause being old doesn’t kill you. It’s the things associated with old age that kill you.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 days agoMy wife, after I inform her Elizabeth II died : “What did she die of?” Me, straight faced : “of being 98 96 fuckin’ years old”
Why is no one dying of old age?
Because being old doesn’t kill you. It’s the things associated with old age that kill you.
My wife, after I inform her Elizabeth II died :
“What did she die of?”
Me, straight faced :
“of being
9896 fuckin’ years old”