what car would omarchy be? and what car would amogOS be?
Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

where’s gentoo?
Damn, I might need to hop to Kali
LFS is just a dew blocks of plastic, iron, copper and the rest of the raw materials.
TempleOS.

I wonder what centOS would be like? Somthing out of commission, but remembered fondly even though it was anything but special or elegant. But it worked. And if not you could fix it easily. Maybe a trabant?

It need to be something elegant and powerful, but not unfortunately not perfect; all while still being available to most people. A Rover SD1 perhaps:

And if not you could fix it easily
And if not, you could leave it with the rest of the paper for recycling.
/s
Those 60s classic cars, though iconic, relied on a very different planned lifespan compared to modern cars. It was much shorter than the cars of today.
A better analogy for Debian would probably be an older Honda Civic model. It’s older and lacks many flashy or hyper-modern features, but it’s reliable, maintainable, and actively supported.
there’s a joke about drivers in here somewhere
This makes arch look pretty good.
Drive -fwd
Sudo drive -fwd
Drive -left
Drive -stop
Drive -brake
Sudp drive -brake
Udo drive -brake
Sudo dribe -brake
F U C K
This comment made me realize I haven’t installed thefuck on my most recent linux installation. I have evolved past the point of making common mistakes.
What’s thefuck?
Terminal autocorrect when you say ‘fuck’ https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
Interestingly, mint is what I daily drive as my distro and the car for it is what I prefer in terms of driving daily (I love me a hatchback).
However, Debian is a distro I would drive more often if it were more practical, and that car is my favorite ever that I wish I could have on a practical level
openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

I wouldn’t say that arch is nearly like that. Maybe you have to put on the doors and hood yourself or something maybe…
It’s like a kit car. It comes with the chassis and engine all intact, technically street-legal. You just get to decide whether you want windshields and doors, which some people consider pretty obvious and too much of a hassle to pretend they’re “optional”
Hey! Gears changed by jamming a galvanized square steel pole into the floor is WAY more optimal than having a gear stick. Reduces weight, I may change gears often, but it’s not EVERY time.
(I do have the gear stick on anyways in case I forget how to use the steel pole properly, but that’s not the point!)
i’d personally liken it more to one of those flat pack jeeps. with a little technical know-how you can get something decently barebones going, of course with ample opportunity for fun!!
kit cars do vary, and there are some that would fit this pretty well, but i’d say much of them are like linux from scratch if anything.
you get a list of parts and stuff, and some instructions on putting it together, but at the end of the day (realistically past that and into the early morning in my experience with LFS :3) the builder is much relied on for the actual customization and patching of everything together!
Then this is Windows:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.
What the hell, that thing Is real!? I thought those were just some concept drawings like you get for future space craft from the 70’s.
Windows:

NGL, I think this is really freaking cool…
Too bad it runs Windows (by default)
That’s not Windows, that’s Oracle Solaris right there.
TIL
Do not utter the cursed one’s name in vain!
I’d also accept that car Homer designed. Or a cyber truck.











