Heneage and Denny, as servants “whom he used secretly about him”, were privy to Henry VIII’s most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of “her brests so slacke”.
Why is this so funny to me, wtf are you on about Henry
He’s got a dude whose job it is to emboss the royal monogram on every square of what’s otherwise just Charmin 2 ply.
They call him the
Lord of the Privy ChamberEdit - Even better! A Groom of the Stool
Why is this so funny to me, wtf are you on about Henry
Damn, there really is a royal asswiper.