Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔
That’s my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.
Nah, you basically got the same experience.
“I fixed the economy. You’re all rich now.”
“Iran is going to kill us all if you don’t let me glass the whole area for
Isrealour safety.”“The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America.”
“Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It’s too much winning for them.”
Thanks for the update, g.
That’s actually not bad. Lol
Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”
The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.
Goddamn.😐
I drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.
You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?
100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.
Niiiiiice.
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Let me know how it goes brah!!
For sure dude! Go for it yooo
You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you’re caught up without even realizing.
Your experience was likely less miserable.
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.
Was there a lot of teeth action?
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
Was there any exposed cliteratii?
Now there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.
better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises
Well. Thats a sentence. 😆
If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects… Something about politics…
Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don’t make the rules. 🤷
I checked the side bar nd it says-
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Sounds like this is the perfect sub!
