I’m sure they’d love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

They should build a Canadian entrance and then board up the American one.

They could have pivoted and gone to e-commerce, but no, they stuck with the department store model, despite everyone else failing at it. Evolve or die.

Someone will buy the name and it’ll “have a comeback”, but the real deal is dead. Sad, yes. Worth saving? No.

This is taxidermy that goes HARD.

Rapid vacillation between the two.

As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.

Exactly. Why open another app?

It’s amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

Please sell these to us Canadians.

Geez, no. No, no, a thousand times no.

I would be disgusted, but probably privately so.

Big “taking my ball and going home” energy.

Children grow up and leave. Yes, they’ll always be family, but to not be lonely you’re looking for a life partner, not kids.

Fuck sakes, I’m going to have to vote strategically AGAIN. Damned nonsense, this FPTP crap.

Ants. And weevils. Not very fond of centipedes, but ants and weevils are for sure a major source of fear.

And packets of prepared mustard, but it’s better to just not ask about that. Don’t invite him over for steamed weenies.

Source: me.

Took me a loooong time to find one that is both.

I dunno, my wife and I were hoping for something “gently haunted”. We’re not racists, we just don’t like poltergeists.

#28thnever51st

BANG BANG

Are you going to swallow this tripe??