At this point I assume the Pentagon, Trump etc will push that shit to absurd limits. They’ll actually say to the media crazy shit like…
“Approximately three dozen unnamed warfighters were killed at an unnamed time in an unexplained manner in an unnamed location in an unnamed state. We pinky swear this actually happened. They were absolutely not killed by the Iranians. That couldn’t happen. That is fake news. We will not be taking any questions. And there will be no follow up information. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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At this point I assume the Pentagon, Trump etc will push that shit to absurd limits. They’ll actually say to the media crazy shit like…
“Approximately three dozen unnamed warfighters were killed at an unnamed time in an unexplained manner in an unnamed location in an unnamed state. We pinky swear this actually happened. They were absolutely not killed by the Iranians. That couldn’t happen. That is fake news. We will not be taking any questions. And there will be no follow up information. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”