“There are reports and evidence that Iran has severely damaged multiple US bases and potentially killed US service members.”
“No there isn’t.”Excellent emoji use. 10/10
This is the government that suppresses job reports and blatantly lies about everything. Why would anyone believe them
If anything, I now think they’re more damaged and more service members have died than before I read this Tweet.
“Haha, stupid Iranians. That wasn’t a video of a missile hitting one of our vessels, our ships randomly explode all the time.”
If this US propaganda were any more transparent I could see its organs
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There are clearly no brains involved here.
Tis but a scratch
a mere flesh wound
Iran turned me into a newt!
My “We are totally winning and suffering 0 casualties” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Oh well everything is fine then. Surely the US government has no reason to lie about this
Let me guess the ships they’ve hit aren’t technically US Navy ships but ‘utility vessels’ or something
logistics vessels are part of the US navy, the US is quite simply lying.
i mean add it to the heap they expect us to believe a huge billion dollar radar complex didn’t have any staff lol
al jazeera (based in Qatar) had a video up earlier today of a missile strike hitting a base in Manama, the capital of Bahrain. this is where the 5th Fleet of the US Navy is headquartered.
the video is in this article [at the bottom] attempting to summarize the reports of all the various strikes on US bases around the arab world.
if that area with the structure is part of the base, there is no way there weren’t any US casualties.
This is what happens a when you give the drunk tv grifter the keys to the army twitter acct.
The more we test the more cases there are
If we don’t check their vitals there are no casualties
There are no service member causalities… There are however many service members electing to take extra long naps
Using extensive AI analysis of this post, it has been determined that there is a critical weak point in the Dept of War sphere of influence. Even one small Iranian drone striking this critical spot would result in the destruction of the entire military apparatus.
Slopaganda
This tweet was handled by Grok.
Now witness the destructive firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation
Literally 1984 jorjorwell
I wonder if we’ll see a bunch of “training accidents” in the coming weeks
At this point I assume the Pentagon, Trump etc will push that shit to absurd limits. They’ll actually say to the media crazy shit like…
“Approximately three dozen unnamed warfighters were killed at an unnamed time in an unexplained manner in an unnamed location in an unnamed state. We pinky swear this actually happened. They were absolutely not killed by the Iranians. That couldn’t happen. That is fake news. We will not be taking any questions. And there will be no follow up information. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
as a twitter user, I must ask grak if this is true or not
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