Come to Quark’s
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don’t walk, RUN!
A Tribble.
Oh no.
You just doomed us all
God damn toy ate my happy meal!
Yes! Want that one
A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll
This made me legitimately LOL!
The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren’t things that exist.
A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.
Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.
Self sealing stem bolts
A plush Moopsy!!!
Tribble Hacky Sack
A Vulcan toy with “realistic Vulcan neck pinch” tm
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!
What do you mean “if”? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
Bobble Headed Picard
Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
Gotta assimilate them all.
Before they assimilate you.
We… are… lovin’ it.
I’d expect a Bat’leth of course
The flute from The Inner Light.
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.
I’ll take it.
Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.
Bio Memetic Gel.
