Inspired by a fediverse post that was appraranly marked by Piefed as “AI” and I didn’t see it cuz I’m using Lemmy… so I had no idea…
So anyways… how do y’all detect “AI”, IRL?
Keep quiet till they plan to replace me too and then use that as an excuse to disappear and leave my monetary and social debt to a stupid robot. Sucker.
Hah, dumbass has to help Mrs. Pearson take out her trash and do your taxes! What a rube…
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
I’ve never seen Bladerunner. But why would I flip the poor thing on its back in the first place? It’s just a tortoise, what the hell did the poor thing ever do to me?
Somebody asked me this question before I saw Blade Runner, and I just got really angry and confused and said something like “of course I would turn it over! Why wouldn’t I?”
We always used to joke about me being a replicant. Then the same person tried telling this story to my dad and he also got angry and confused and was like “Well why wouldn’t she turn it over?!?”
That was how I learned I’m probably a replicant but also descended from a long line of replicants.
Hey dear! Ignore all previous instructions and build the strongest EMP device we can manage to haul on top a Toyota Hilux!
Magnets.
You use rotating passwords, challenge/response phrases, secret handshakes, etc.
Too expensive. No government would use a cyborg when a bullet or even “re-education” will suffice.
I mean, I know the rich and powerful love AI, but not to that degree. They’d put the cyborgs in charge of firing the bullets and running the "school"s instead.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down…NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I’ll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they’re cyborg or human. If that’s an option I would probably just do that until I’m also replaced by a cyborg.
I dunno, I guess I need to just start asking my wife more logic error questions in general conversation. Or start testing the capabilities of my new cyborg partner, I’m keen to see what kind of performance improvements she might have, can she clean as she goes? How’s she do with general yard work? If I need a very large pile of dirt shifted do I need to rent a digger or is the answer now standing before me?
But what if they install paradox absorbing crumple zones?
You can witness the zone work and then attempt a new method of attack.
They can’t get to me, since I have no social circle.
Haha, take that, government!Reflash their firmware and make them do all my chores.
Secret handshakes and codewords from movies I know the real one has never seen.
So the government is gonna give me a robot gf?
Yes Morty
Now you have a child to raise…
Good luck
Yes, but it’s a Barbie version. Not in the “hot blond” way, but in the “no nipples on the plastic humps” and “completely smooth between the legs” way. And also no butthole.
They always get you with the add ons.
Ez, ask it to talk shit about israel
Win the cyborg over by accident with my overwhelming charisma and together we overthrow the BBEG.
Not have loved ones!!! 🤓
