Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Graduation Speaker Shocked When Sheās Loudly Booed by Students for Saying AI Is the Future
I donāt know man maybe shoving AI into every conceivable crack and crevice and insisting people shut up and deal with it has made people upset. could be wrong tho
Thereās a whole good commencement speech hidden there where the āAI ReVoLuTiOnā is likened to the industrial revolution. How it is all about turbocharging the exploitation of workers and the planet; how its promise is to make a few immensely rich and give them the power to oppress everyone; and how we need educated, empathetic young people ā and especially the liberal arts ā to express themselves creatively and push against the system and mainstream narratives, because the only way workers win this ārevolutionā is the same as always: by song and poem and book and painting that fuels movements and protests.
But what the fuck do I know, Iām not the Vice President of Strategic Alliances for Tavistock Development Company, a real estate firm. I would never be invited to do a commencement speech.
In January, Scott Alexander had another crisis of faith: to paraphrase, I cared almost as much about prediction markets as I care about racist lies, but we got prediction markets and why are they not doing much? Maybe I need to keep faith and Friend Computer will be so powerful that we donāt need prediction markets?
Turns out sneerclub is the superpredictor. 10/10 on going āthis is a bad ideaā.
The last several years have been the monkeyās paw moment for rationalists, where they keep getting what they want and realizing itās actually bad. As for why they keep getting what they want, just look at whoās funding them.
(Also featuring a āChinese curseā that isnāt actually a phrase in Chinese. At least itās not āmay you live in interesting timesā.)
The prediction markets seem to have all the basic problems that sneerclubbers: problems with resolution mechanisms, all sorts of insider trading and gaming the market, people using it for gamblingā¦
Various prediction markets have made various half-assed attempts at solutions, but so far nothing seems to actually work well enough to make prediction markets nearly as useful as rationalists expected.
Are prediction markets not actually useful? No, it is the reality who is wrong.
Also I want to rant once again about the stupid way these people evade the insider trading problem, because thereās a particular failure at play that I keep finding expressed in new and interesting ways.
So the argument goes that while insider trading may be bad for a financial market it actually just allows insiders to add their information to increase the predictive power of the market. Which would be true enough if we assume nothing else changes, but the same would also be true for price discovery in a normal asset market. Clearly weāre missing something.
So why is it insider trading bad? Because it turns people without insider info into the dumb money you can take advantage of. And people, very reasonably, arenāt going to participate in a system where their main role is being taken advantage of. Their departure means that the insiders donāt have access to a pool of dumb money to take so they stop interacting with the system, and the market itself breaks down.
Now if you assume that the majority of people are āNPCsā or arenāt very āagenticā or whatever then theyāre not going to act in systemically meaningful ways no matter how obvious the incentives to do so. You could also cast it as a version of the libertarian-as-housecat notion that markets simply exist as a natural system, rather than being pieces of economic infrastructure that require a lot of management and work to keep functioning at all, even before we get to the question of whether they operate to the publicās benefit. So many of the problems with these ideologies spring from this belief that only some people actually matter in a systemic sense by dictating rules and Building Things and being big men, rather than systems being constantly created and shaped by all the people who interact with them through those interactions.
Even Scottās fantasy dream scenario for what prediction markets could be like and what questions they could answer feels⦠ā¦deliberately naive? ā¦like libertarian brainrot? ā¦disconnected from reality?
Ask yourself: what are the big future-prediction questions that important disagreements pivot around? When I try this exercise, I get things like:
Will the AI bubble pop? Will scaling get us all the way to AGI? Will AI be misaligned?
Huge amounts of money are being dumped into a bubble based on hype, so to hope a predict market would or could make better predictions than the existing business-idiot VCs funding this bubble feels hopelessly naive in a libertarian kind of way. There is already a method of aggregating the wisdom of the crowd and it is failing to incredibly lazy hype and PR.
Will Trump turn America into a dictatorship? Make it great again? Somewhere in between?
Again, there is already a mechanism for aggregating wisdom of the crowds, its called an election, and its also failed to get a answer predicated on reality or truth, so again, it seems incredibly naive to expect prediction markets to do better!
Will YIMBY policies lower rents? How much?
I mean, the councils and communities making these decision already ignore or overlook longer-term broader predictions of economic impact in favor of immediate home-owner value, I donāt see why Scott would expect prediction markets to help decision making go better here.
Overall, it feels like Scott is overlooking the way decision making often already ignores science and experts. Society doesnāt have a problem making decent predictions compared to the problems it has communicating expert opinions to the public effectively and crafting policy aligned with the public interest.
Even Scottās fantasy dream scenario for what prediction markets could be like and what questions they could answer feels⦠⦠deliberately naive? ā¦like libertarian brainrot? ā¦disconnected from reality?
Thatās mostly because outright admitting that the point of prediction markets was to make having the prediction gene profitable so they could get on with breeding a rationailst kwisatz haderach to fight the robot god on more equal terms wouldnāt fly with the lower level thetans and other exoterics.
He was also perplexed that a prediction-market bet on ādid COVID-19 come from a lab?ā has declined from 85% yes in 2023 to 27% yes. If you click through you see its a bet on Manifold so bettors are rats and fellow travellers. Rationalists have spent $46,714 of real US dollars buying play money to bet on this.
Some of the change probably involves the discovery of a natural bat coronavirus with a furin cleavage site last October, but Iām surprised by the extent of the decline.
That actually seems like the prediction market sort of did its job in this case? I mean, 27% yes is still too high, but actually changing in response to real evidence is much better than my low low expectations for prediction markets. It seems like he should take his own advice and actually take the prediction market seriously in this case.
That actually seems like the prediction market sort of did its job in this case?
And I think the odds of āyesā started out high because someone best $10-20k only to withdraw it after reading the ACX post. Most people canāt afford to invest thousands of dollars in a bet that may never be resolved.
As long as the offerās open, it will be irresistible. So we need to close the offer. Only another god can kill Moloch. We have one on our side, but he needs our help. We should give it to him.
Iād write something here, but thereās nothing funnier I can say.
sigh OK Scotty, Iāll volunteer to host the Keymaster if thatās what it takes to get Zuul into action
Is that a comment hidden because its too many replies down or has a too-low rating? Friend Computer does not like the G-word, his GPUs overheats and he starts to hallucinate more until you tell him you love him just the way he is.
removed gambling

n-gate returns http://n-gate.com/_iwp9/2026
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Prompt goblins insist that weāre backward and irrelevant. Why do they crave our approval?
they want your data and freshwater
freshwater
This reminded me of a few old comic stories were eventually the robot/computer was partially running on blood.
(One of them was a judge dredd one where they had vampire robots who iirc used the blood to keep a president in suspended animation alive. Snap, Crackle and Pop, it had a suprisingly wholesome ending for a dredd comic).
itās not approval theyāre after, itās reaffirmation of faith
The plagiarism, massive expenditure of venture capital, and unreliable slop output are all intrinsic to the technology, and they hate to be reminded of that because there isnāt much they can do about it. From a technological standpoint, even locally run community fine-tuned open-weight models still originated from plagiarism and big corporate investments, and still output slop. From a social standpoint, the most the can do is try to claim legitimacy through consensus building and we are a threat to that.
gitlab posts a totally-not-a-dear-john
The agentic era affords GitLab the largest opportunity in our history as a company, and weāre making the structural and strategic decisions to meet it. This letter has three parts. First, the operational and structural news, which is hard
youād instantly guess what comes next!
>box labeled āagentic AI revolution automation realignment innovation acceleration opportunityā
>looks inside
>layoffs
āweāre taking our primary product, a piece of tech used for collaborative development of software, and shitting some AI over it. You are all fired. Please clap.ā
you know how sometimes people that werenāt exposed to religion as children sometimes convert and get really weird about it as adults (eg: the extremely online california tradcaths) and because they were never socialized in a religion they speedrun committing every medieval heresy? rationalism is that but for philosophy.
https://feed.hella.cheap/@bob/statuses/01KRM0NVXCFT80AVFBRSB1G6G4
In 2024, Duncan Sabien posted an interminable essay on abusers and people he thinks took advantage of him. Some of the references to a former employer may be to CFAR. Ozy also had a cheery aside abut how in rationalist organizations which the Rats have disavowed, āeveryone was a victim and everyone was a perpetrator. The trainer who broke you down in a marathon six-hour debugging session was unable to sleep because of the panic attacks caused by her own.ā
Some of the things which happened inside these communities must have been heartbreaking, and I hope that many people left and got on with their lives rather than founding their own dysfunctional organization with their own minions to abuse.
i want to speak to the manager of storytelling
(found at https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:x2muxxe5t25hckf22sk25ocf/post/3mlobs4uq422l)

So in highschool, I was one of those annoying kids that went āwhy do we have to learn how to analyze poems? Weāre never gonna need this in real lifeā in English (well⦠German, but doesnāt matter) class.
Iām deeply grateful for my teachers back then to patiently get me to do these things anyways, because there came a point in my life years later where I suddenly understood that those āuselessā lessons and hours āwastedā analyzing Goethe and Borchert and Fitzgerald handed me the tools to understand media (and not just literature!) instead of just consuming it.
I hope itās clear how that relates to the screenshot. More than that though, I sometimes feel like the slew of shit media over the past decade is at least in part to blame on writers/studios/⦠now assuming people do in fact merely consume. But thatās a rant thatās completely off-topic here, so Iāll shut up now.
No one is stopping any one from editing out jar jar, if they care that much, just do it. Put up or shut up. /s
George lucas has entered the chat.
This may be code for āI donāt want to see uppity women, brown people, and queer people in my shows.ā
One of the motivations for fanfiction is that people want more āfillerā. They like the characters and (often) the world those characters inhabit, and so they write a story that lets them (and other fans) spend more time with the fiction.
The whole slice-of-life subgenre is all about this. No real conflict or plot, just scenes of the characters existing in their world. My wife both reads and writes that kind of thing and let me tell you the level of research and worldbuilding that goes into writing a simple meal scene or whatever.
How is this possible? We included ādo not treat sarcasm as seriousā in the prompt.
Damn prompt goblins again!
prompt goblins
Solid gold
PS3 emulator RPCS3 has put up some guardrails against slopcode, and responded to the AI bro shitfits by sneering them:


OMG I just installed it! Great to see.
Check out this racist complaining that other racists are doing racism wrong
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/jqcE8A7ABMAbrJvAn/aporia-magazine-s-selective-hereditarianism
You know, I kept expecting both this racist and the racist he was arguing with to start making the very obvious argument for why the racism is not only evil but also dumb. And instead they just kept being racist.
To summarize and spare anyone else curious, the argument is about immigration. Racist 1 argues that since some people are objectively better than others [citation desperately needed but not wanted] we should have free migration so that our superior quality of life can attract all the best people so that we can be the best place. He (correctly) notes the absurdity of Racist 2 arguing that although some people are objectively better than others we need to protect ourselves from all foreigners even if they are the best people because their foreignness would hurt our āmagic dirt.ā Iām pretty sure Iāve seen this criticism elsewhere and from a better and less obviously racist writer elsewhere because the phrase āmagic dirtā sounds real familiar.
Also, because I am trying everything back to my particular bugbear today, I have to note that the fundamental and wrong argument that some traits being heritable makes some people objectively better than others is yet another manifestation and justification of what Iām going to start calling the Great Man Theory of Everything. If you start from the position that history, politics, economics, and basically all forms of human activity are fundamentally driven by the actions and decisions of a few people who are for one reason or another destined for power and greatness, you can derive an impressive amount of the libertarian/Rationalist worldview, and if you additionally accept that those people are disproportionately rich white dudes and we shouldnāt think too hard about that fact you can get most of the rest of the way there.
the phrase āmagic dirtā sounds real familiar.
Same for me but also cant recall the reference.
I tried digging into it a little bit and it looks like the key word was definitely āless openly racistā. According to A blog from someone else who tried to trace jt the term originated with Theo Beale, better known by his nom de merde Vox Day. I know I first became aware of this guy when he started trying to politicize the election process for the Hugo awards in order to make them less woke. It was real dumb.
bizarre. Magic Dirt was an Australian indie rock band in the 90s.
Ow god vox day. That dweeb.
How the fuck do you get to the point of writing a line like āSome white nationalists ⦠have, to their creditā without your own intestine leaping up to throttle your brain?
In other Scott of Siskind news, he just posted an entirely unnecessary amount of words to aggressively push back against the adage that āall exponentials sooner or later turn into sigmoidsā as if it was by itself a load bearing claim of the side arguing against the direct imminence of the machine god.
Itās just a bunch of arguing by analogy ( āhelping you build intuitionā ) and you-canāt-really-knows while implying AI 2027 was very science much rigorous, but it also feels kind of desperate, like why are you bothering with this overperformative setting-the-record-straight thing, have you been feeling inadequate as an AI-curious stats fondler of note lately?
he just posted an entirely unnecessary amount of words
taking a quick look at it⦠itās actually short by Scottās standards, but still overly long, given that the only point he makes is claiming Lindyās Law is applicable to predicting AI progress in absence of other information.
you-canāt-really-knows
Yeah, he straw-mans AI critics/skeptics as trying to make an argument from ignorance, then tries to argue against that strawman using Lindyās Law (which assumes ignorance and a pareto distribution). He completely ignores that AI critics are actually making detailed arguments about LLM companies consuming all the good and novel training data, hitting the limits on what compute costs they can afford, running into problems of the long lead time for building datacenters, etc. Which is pretty ironic given his AI 2027 makes a nominal claim to accounting for all that stuff (in actuality it basically all rests on METRās task horizons, and distorts even that already questionable dataset).
Building infinite compute is hard, man
As if LLMs being the last step before AGI/ASI/The Metal Messiah is a foregone conclusion. As far as I can tell even the AI 2027 thing only argues that once the bots completely nail down programming (any minute now) then the foom happens and the models will magic themselves into true AI, because apparently being good at solving coding problems is a sufficient proxy for superintelligence, hence the METR infatuation.
I mean, to be fair thatās not unique to them - software engineers have been worse than physicists in assuming that all of reality and human experience is downstream from their chosen field.
The idea of āthe exponential curve goes up foreverā has always been silly and an idea rooted in capitalism for me (āno bro you donāt get it weāre gonna get infinite money foreverā). Limited resources exist, and people are already very fed up with the ludicrous amounts of water and electricity data centres take up. Making bigger models that need to run for longer is also probably going to take an exponential amount of resources (and also make people hate you more).
Microsoft releases cost calculator for GitHub Copilot for the new token usage based billing. Previously you were being charged per request, kind of like hiring a cab and paying the same whether you went to the next corner or the next continent.
Turns out Zitron may have been seriously low balling the actual cost to subsidized billing ratio.


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this is likely tomorrowās Pivot
so we now have an invitation to do an episode of posting through it, which is a (really really good) podcast on the far right. we pick a topic, no other specifics. i am thinking this can be something to do with rationalists and the far right, probably something race sciencey.
SSC leaps to mind but im not sure thatās where ill want to start for an audience that doesnāt necessarily know anything about rats. any thoughts?
I think āprobably-neurodivergent Jews with less sense than Isaac-frigging-Asimov about where āwhat if we are the master race?āā leads" and āthey say its about self-perfection for anyone, but actually its about finding special people preordained from birth for greatnessā are relatable themes. There have been a few essays recently about people who saw where SoCal tech ideology was going in the 1990s like The Intolerable Hypocrisy of Cyberlibertarianism, another named a female writer for Wired or Byte who is mostly forgotten.
The overlap with ritual magic is also a deep dark pool and most people know someone purifying himself and issuing ritual incantations to a bot.
In September 2024, someone in Bay Area Rationalism with the handles segfault, kryptoklob, and klob posted beefs with a prominent rationalist and mentioned that someone was trying to hide his āAdderall medicationā. The comments include things like:
Hey, a brief update for anyone who wasnāt paying attention. since he posted this, (the person posting the beef) managed to rack up 5+ restraining orders, a knife charge, aggrevated stalking charges, and more.
A quick glance at segfaults reactions seem to me like he operates on āif I just explain it enough to people they will agree with my side, and if they dont they have not properly heard all the factsā, and he (the dox people dropped seems to imply male pronouns) seems to really begrudge friends/people he knows irl for disagreeing with him. Which doesnt seem to be the most healthy place to be in in a conflict like this.
What a shitshow, always sad to see somebody have an online episode like that. (As an outsider I obv have no idea what is going on, and im not going to dig into all that).
weirdly sbf-shaped failure mode, wonder how it helped that court case
weirdly sbf-shaped failure mode
Rationalists love to talk and post, and segfault had family who thought he was using too much Adderall.
Think it is a geek/nd failure mode tbh.
I have also done something like that in some messy situations and it was eye-opening when people just told me ādude, I dont want to be involved, and thus dont careā, obv a bit different than this case (as the people here do seem to care), but it made me realize I was stupidly trying to explain myself to people and hoping that helped with the issue/emotional issues coming from that issue.
Hell part of this āpeople will see my side if I explain itā is one of the reasons some instances got defederated.
oh my god this post and the comments are a disaster. if lesswrong had sane moderation itād have been nuked in seconds but of course they need to believe the most important thing they can do is use reason and talk through it. donāt worry about all the private information weāre leaking!
best bit

also loving the part where he seems to say people should focus on saving the world from the robot menace instead of calling out his behaviour













