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A green alien babe
Or two of them.
Get plastered and hit on Orions.
Bring back the manly Starfleet mini dress.
Check the stardate and Captain’s logs to see if the Mirror Mirror event has happened yet. If it has, I would immediately get Spock and Scotty to figure out a way to get back to the mirror (our) universe, slingshot around the sun to travel back to 1986, and kill Trump
Starting the Bell Riots proper and fixing the timeline, smart
Change the shirt color of some crew so that red is no longer used… saving hundreds of lives.
The audience must be fed, the plot depends on it, people gonna die. Without red shirts to draw the fire, the chance of traumatic casualties rises sharply. 😶
I’M A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MALE?
I don’t care what we’re doing, because I know I’m all set!
To be clear, you’d be a middle-aged white male infamous captain of one of the most powerful interstellar vessels in existence, with plot armor to boot.
Even if I wasn’t a famous captain … or on an interstellar ship of any kind … or had plot armour … I’M STILL A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MALE! … I’M KING OF THE UNIVERSE!
(note: … I’m being stupid and mocking here … I’m a big brown, long haired, 100% Indigenous Canadian who spent his entire life either looked down upon for being who I am or glorified for being who I wasn’t … in essence, always being judged for my appearance … whereas I kept repeating the same conversations with my white friends who always asked what the problem with racism was all about and them thinking that it was either not that bad or didn’t exist because they never experienced it)
Am I aware that I wasn’t Kirk until I just woke up? Or have I just hijacked his life and all his past memories and knowledge?
If I’m me but in his body, first thing I do is resign, given that I’m utterly unqualified.
Yeah but so was he
Phone the last Jedi and tell them somehow palpatine returned
shirt spontaneously rips
First star on the right, and straight on til morning.
How apropos, considering Peter Pan was chock fulla pubescent-fantasy-vs-reality allegories.
It was the last line he says in Star Trek VI.
Hang out with Spock for a bit and tell him I isekai’d into his captains body and get him to help me I guess.
One interventive mind-meld comin’ right up.
Bring me to the Orions
I’m pretty regular, so I’d have to go and squeeze out a Captain’s log.
How to you know Kirk is regular? 🤔
Sing Row, row, row your boat while camping with Bones and Spock.
