Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️
And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it’s statistics.
You won’t know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.
It’s not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it’s the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep
And all those assholes that can’t text and drive straight! Because of them, I “get a big fat ticket” when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.
I woke up so it can’t be
Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don’t need to know, I don’t need to gamble.
You miss all the shots you don’t take, keep rolling.
Oh, I know… I’ll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.
But you can lose it you play!
The secret is to gamble with other people’s money…
Ooooooooh like a bank!
Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or…
Gamblor? Is that you?
I get up every morning, that’s enough of a gamble to me
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