• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Really tbh the best part is the assumption “oh you have trouble finding a committed relationship? Must be because you literally do absolutely nothing and have no hobbies at all, you’re probably the only one who has figured out stasis.” Like what do you think I just go into a coma? Sure work and sleep takes up a good majority of my time like anyone else but then after that I simply cease to exist until my next shift?

    Did this make it sound like I was saying “actually you’re right I do enter stasis” or "of course I have hobbies you fucking maroon.

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        Yes any time anyone calls out your trite ass hack platitudes it means you touched a nerve lmao, they couldn’t possibly just be making fun of you and everyone else who has the same banal asinine assumption.

        Live laugh love ass bullshit.

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          It’s clear to me that you are unwilling to entertain any advice and prefer instead to wallow in self-pity until you’re devoured by cats. Goodbye, fancy feast.

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                By the nature of the advice there’s nothing to figure out, it leaves it entirely to chance and luck, it barely qualifies as advice, it’s like “wanna get rich? Stop trying and hope for money.”

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                    Well we’ve again arrived at the “been there done that” phase, where I remind you that I have been given up, but that still isn’t “dating advice.”