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i watched American Pie to know how they look like
According to the first movie warm apple pie feels like penetration.

100% read that in Ice King’s voice.
Here at Wages for Mages, we have all sorts of wizards for your magical staffing needs.
We have:
The Necromancer. The Pyromancer. The Pie Romancer. The Street Magician The Illusionist The Kill-anything Wizard
And last of all…
The Math Wizard.
Dungeon Dynamite is such a great series.
Me, a Pansexual: Just give me the pie pan when you’re done with the pie.
…is he going to fuck that pie??
Wizzy gonna dick down that pie. Do some pieception. It wasn’t a cream pie before but magic can make it happen.
she wizzy on my pie till i ception
https://youtu.be/8NgIiTwKtws?t=11
First thing I thought of when I saw the title.
No, he’s going to make love to it. Romantically. There’s a difference.
Hmm, not my ballpark, i wouldnt know

That’s a very horny pie.





