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If you’re not masturbating with me, you must be masturbating at me.
I’ll take that as a complement, I guess…
😔 Sigh… Fine. (Zip!)
(Zip!) implies this person has zipped up their trousers or pants or undergarments or underwear or gimp suit!
From hells heart I fap at thee.
Blursed capBlursed fapFTFY
Competitive Jerk
first to get friction burns loses
Should be ‘with’ not ‘to’.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
I’m masturbating beside you Anakin
What if I masturbate for you
