- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- YUROP@feddit.org
- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- YUROP@feddit.org
With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you
What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?
Why not both?
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
What, why France?
Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
It is… acceptable
Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it’s a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
yknow who else hates France? The ruling class
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
Understandable. You can’t take someone against their will to a doc. That’s actually illegal here. And the doctor can’t do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.
Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?
On the other hand, I like the food in France…
Nah, cornetti are better than croissants.
And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.
My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot he uncensored even in the free internet
it’s not like they said Belgium
can i get a french catgirl?
if that’s yours, bravo
damn that’s cute :)
Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.
The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit
what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?
That is the superlative, so








