OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on
All you need is more cats, it’ll trickle down at some point (and in case of cats it really moght due to lack of space).
This is how you invariably feel when you dare question the cat distribution system
His greed sickens me
My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must’ve had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point
We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol
I’m currently browsing with a kitten asleep across my neck. Nothing better in the world.
It’s been brought to my attention this meme is likely AI. I’m going to leave it up to the mods to remove it because I don’t want to delete the entertaining comments section. But goddamn, I feel like AI is ruining everything, even fucking shitposts.
The comments are gold 😂
Body heat is important, but I also have advanced certificates as “Cat Furniture” from three different cats.
Radiate more heat.
Skill issue
Legit, I run nice and warm too and have cats on me every night and I’m here for it
My posse- Coda, Treble, Yodel ❤️❤️❤️
Yes, but why do they always choose the spot between the legs? Can they not just once in a while? 😪
Easy with the claws!!
Have you ever been between legs before? The groin area is second most largest heat distribution area second to the head. The warmth reminds cats of their warmest mothered and nurtured happy spot youth they lost long ago and stuck still sentimentally chasing that dragon since. Cats are nostalgically stunted reincarnated past life human zen masters by codependent benefit.
Damn I never checked my radiation privilege
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What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?
Space on the husband is limited.
What would stop the fourth cat from also laying on the husband? That would really throw off the ratio!
Then you get a fifth ¯_(ツ)_/¯
You know how this will end up. Hundreds of cats on the husband.
Husband:
At some point the husband will be full. Somewhere around cat #23. So the 24th should work.
imagine all the urine .
It’s cats all the way down.
He is on their couch
The husband could have been there for hours. You don’t start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he’s gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he’s gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she’s gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn’t care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.
I want you to tell me more about your cats.
Have you even tried radiating excess body heat? Geez…
After all these years I’ve cracked the boyfriend cat magnet formula. Now I just need to figure out how to capitalize
Step 3:……
Step 4: PROFIT
my theory is that hot hot BODY HEAT
