TheImpressiveX@piefed.socialM to movies@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 days ago‘Moana’ Could Lose at Least $100 Million in Theaters. Does Disney Need to Rethink Its Live-Action Remakes?variety.comexternal-linkmessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down11 cross-posted to: tvmovies@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·2 days agoThey should give us live action remakes, but R-rated. Beauty and the Bestiality: No Ass is Safe. Moana: All Grown Up. The Incredibles: Come for the Milf. Bambi’s Revenge. The Iron Giant Dong. Lady and the Tramp.
minus-squareyessikg@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoIf Disney had hired Guillermo Del Toro for the Beauty and the Beast remake, we would have had a masterpiece a la The Shape of Water
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThe Iron Giant wasnt Disney but actually Warner Bros. (Though it was made by Brad Bird who is most known for his work at Disney)
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoRelated: in most of Europe, moana is called vaiana. Moana is the protected brand/name of some porn actress. So go find “Moana: all grown up”, there is a chance it exists already 😋
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoI can’t help but feel like this entire comment was just so you could drop that last one.
minus-squareGrass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 days agoI picture it like cats the movie (idk if the visuals of the characters are the same in stage version) but dogs
minus-squareSparroHawc@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoRelease the butthole cut!
They should give us live action remakes, but R-rated.
Beauty and the Bestiality: No Ass is Safe.
Moana: All Grown Up.
The Incredibles: Come for the Milf.
Bambi’s Revenge.
The Iron Giant Dong.
Lady and the Tramp.
The Iron Giant isn’t Disney.
If Disney had hired Guillermo Del Toro for the Beauty and the Beast remake, we would have had a masterpiece a la The Shape of Water
The Iron Giant wasnt Disney but actually Warner Bros. (Though it was made by Brad Bird who is most known for his work at Disney)
Related: in most of Europe, moana is called vaiana. Moana is the protected brand/name of some porn actress.
So go find “Moana: all grown up”, there is a chance it exists already 😋
I can’t help but feel like this entire comment was just so you could drop that last one.
I picture it like cats the movie (idk if the visuals of the characters are the same in stage version) but dogs
Release the butthole cut!