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snowflake [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

My Italian visa application was denied because one time in 2009 I made carbonara with pancetta instead of guanciale

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My Italian visa application was denied because one time in 2009 I made carbonara with pancetta instead of guanciale

snowflake [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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    11 days ago

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  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You can put anything you want on pizza and pasta, the Italians are just crybabies.

    • snowflake [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      found the pineapple enjoyer

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        It’s no weirder than tomatoes

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      Does this mean I’m safe from ridicule for my Cauliflower and Bearnaise sauce on my pizza?

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        Just take care and let no Italian plumber jump on your head

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