another day volunteering at the swedish natural history museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck in the whale. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in it
In totalitarian communist Sweden the government will only let you fuck on election day
No one ever tells you how powerfully erotic it is to be inside the bowels of a whale.
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That is because “belly of the whale” is a threshold stage narrative trope that must come before the “meeting with the godess” and “temptress” challenges.
lmao “let’s fuck inside the whale” was uttered
I don’t want to cause unbearable sexual tension, but there is a Swedish election day coming up in about a month.
Be God
Punish Jonah by having a whale swallow him
Jonah masterbates inside the whale
Have the whale spit him out and claim you’re doing it to give him another chance, but really you’re just grossed out that he keeps doing it, and the whole “being swallowed by a whale” seems to add to the experience for him.
Jonanism
It’s nice they’re still allowed to fuck inside it in their big fuck up day.
i’ve been to the whale room and the whole space has an intriguing but un-sexy odor somewhere between wood tar and dried fish. like imagine the intersection of an old-fashioned sailboat and a cantonese dry goods market
the fragrance inside the body of the whale itself i can only imagine is unsexier by several orders of magnitude
As a vegan I find it legitimately fucked up that this is how people treat the body of one of the most intelligent creatures on Earth.
Special occasions like Swedish erection days??
I will never understand.
Tangentially related… During the heady days of the 1970s at the Jim Henson workshop/ Sesame Street studios it was a right of passage at the office parties to hookup with someone inside the Snuffalupagus.
Who need they Snuffalupagussy ate
i dont see the problem?
Mile Deep Club
Sperm whale
This is the reason why they banned sex in that sex purge movie idk.
