Funny… I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder about Lemmy mages.
OR a frost demon.
Stupid 950-watt microwave
But then I can’t eat the fire demon.
Calcifer
The 'Za-wraiths?

This, but with more toppings.
Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?
But I love taming demons with my tongue tho
Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls…😝
Truffle salt.
You sir, are going to get me dead.
Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.
Uh…I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.
They’ve started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.
“I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now.”
drops it; it sets the drapes on fire
I fight my demons head on thank you very much. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage.
It’s called a Djinn.
I wish my tongue not get burnt
“Granted”
Burns finger
i wish this salsa not burn my mouth










