• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I’m drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I’m on holiday, so I can.

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      I would argue those “lemonades” get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.

      Unless you’re drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you

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        I’m in South Africa on holiday, I’m drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.

        But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it’s just liquid sugar, you can’t drink much of that without throwing up.

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      My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.

      I was irritated, but my friend’s parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they’re the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).

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    2 days ago

    Idk piss?

    I don’t value the piss fetisher’s psyop that you gotta “not break the seal” like you just want me to piss myself and I’m not falling for it.

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      This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.

      Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, “I did quit drinking, beer doesn’t count.”

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      I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.

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    2 days ago

    “where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.