PugJesus@kbin.social to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1653arrow-down124
arrow-up1629arrow-down1imageThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialPugJesus@kbin.social to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squaresab@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·1 year agoBy all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoUnless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
minus-squareAlfredEinstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoThe fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoBut the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoFuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
minus-squarefiah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agobased working girl whisperer
minus-squareCicraft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoExcept it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better
By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
Unless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
But the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
Oh shit
Mood, though
He also liked feet.
based working girl whisperer
…am I a Christian?
No, but neither was Jesus.
Except it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better