If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.

It’s always ethical to pirate when an intellectual property is owned by someone other than the creator.

Night soil

Steve Buscemi

“I’m a Republican. I didn’t support sucking cock until I gargled my first load of ladpoles…”

I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

sensible chuckle

OP failed to mention the role Benadryl played in Bill Cosby’s social life.

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth

Based and furpilled.

This is nuts.

Not gravy?

Imagine Vince taking a poop during a three-way with Brock Lesnar and smearing it in your hair.

Not at all sexy

If anyone is interested, this is one of the best things on the internet ever

All the flavor is in the head.

Here comes the airplane.

#🦶🦶—👀

I would watch that.

There was no widespread hatred that I was aware of. And by season 2, it was pretty universally liked.