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- cross-posted to:
- dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
- gaming@lemmy.world
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Look at this guy! Living like a king with 3 piss jugs!
Keeping them right by the bed is certainly a choice.
he parties hard but he is responsible.
Most innocuous place if you had to hide your stash of freshly harvested human hearts
Well…you’d want them nearby.
Not if you’re leaving them long enough to fill up three
Most people just had it under the bed in real life easily accessible.
Look at this guy, doesn’t know how to use the 3 jugs
Piss jug, Cum jug, and Rum jug.
I hate when I mix up the rum jug with the cum jug. Mixing it up with the piss jug is okay though.
Mix em all and you get a Pissy-CumNog™.
Instant Karma for anyone dumb enough to try and break them
well, do you see a toilet? In fact, do you see a toilet in ANY house in zelda games? is… is that what all the pots are for…?
And people do use toilets in zelda, older games are canon proof of that!
Hmmm… the hotel in Majora’s Mask had a toilet and if I remember correctly… no pots? If there were any maybe there were a couple in the kitchen.
We’re on to something.
You don’t know the 3 jug system? Piss, poop, beverage of choice
One of them is obviously a cum jug.
From now on cumming is “going #3.”
Reminds me of South Park videogame addressing this trope.
You made me cackle.
Dude, it’s furnished, clean, paid for, it’s near the freaking castle!!! Like two screens away, I’ll take it mo’fucka! All wooden furniture, that bed always looked cozy af ngl. Is that a fountain back there!!! Ohhhhhoooo boiiii!!! Get me a real estate agent!!!
Dude got 3 pots. What’s your problem?
3 chamber pots maybe? One for pee, other for poo, third for uhhhh
I see an issue…
There’s three too many pots in there. Someone really oughta throw them against the wall.
Link didn’t even own the house. It was his uncle’s.
Even more concerning, there’s only one bed…
No wonder Link gives zero fucks when his uncle dies.
Link:
Just pick an accent colour that isn’t brown and get a rug.
Is light brown okay?
It really ties the room together.
Um, how about umber?
Burnt umber is fine. Raw umber would vanish into those floorboards.
Women look at this apartment and seriously see issues with it?
Where are all the bras that are supposed to be on the floor? This is madness!
More minimalists vs … non minimalists? But it’s funnier to say women v men.
Where is the flatscreen?
What game is this from?
This is your home in Zelda: Link to the Past (on Super Nintendo)
Metroid, the game where you have to save Princess Mario against the evil Sonicman.
The Feng Shui is strong, with this one.
No phones, no TV, just people living their best life.
Daggerfall had some of the most questionable apartment designs out there - it felt like some cruel joke of wicked gods.
Where do you think we got the idea from?
Happy Cake Day I guess, I didn’t know Lemmy had this feature.
Me either and thank you!
I mean that’s amazing if you get a bathroom and maybe a fridge. Also whh is there a random table in the middle of the room.
