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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Negative numbers are terrifying

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Negative numbers are terrifying

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Riker’s shoulder*

  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    This was a good one. So bad my child snapped and tried to choke me.

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      They don’t realize how cute it is when they get upset at theses jokes. Mine makes the cutest eye rolls. Which I’ve told him just makes me want to make more bad jokes.

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    Love this! LOL! 👌

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