hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.netimagemessage-square150fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down10
arrow-up1191arrow-down1imageEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.nethexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square150fedilink
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 year agoPeople will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-21 year agoImagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed. Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year ago forbidden strip 💀
minus-squareSupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYou don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoI want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoT-T-T-TAINT TANNING
People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed.
Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
💀
You don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
I want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
T-T-T-TAINT TANNING