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CrypticVader@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • MxM111@kbin.social
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    You look like your mom! And for some reason like the doctor.

    • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      And also like the dad… starting to think OP is from a very “tight knit” small town.

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    Why do you explain the joke in the title?

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      Sorry about that, it took a while for me to understand the joke so I thought it would help to put the gist of it in the title.

      Now for the actual reason, I wanted to post without a title, but lemmy doesn’t allow that, so I put that there without much thought (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

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        I actually didn’t get it for a second, so I do appreciate your title.

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        It was annoying on reddit. But I understand your argument.

        If you have to post a title, a “no title” should do it.

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          Lesson learned.

  • halvar@lemm.ee
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    I’d prefer for my wife to do so instead

    • Possiblystupid@lemmy.world
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      I’d prefer to do your wife instead. (Sorry this is not who I am)

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        be careful what you wish for. You should check out your stance on things like pegging before you say something like that.

        • Juvyn00b@lemmynsfw.com
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          What kind of stance should I get in to get pegged?

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        (…this is what I do)

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    Took me embarassingly long to get this’

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    I enjoy this meme image. Updoot.

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    They just take the old color scheme off the babies around here.

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Via post or some other delivery service?

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