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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Brings back memories of accidentally sending a dick pick to a group chat

    I will never forget

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      I once sent a close-up balls pic to the family group chat. It was on purpose.

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        Some people want to watch the world burn.

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        You menace

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        How close? If you’re close enough they wouldn’t be able to distinguish what it was. Possible pro-tip.

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          I had recently had a vasectomy and was complaining about how the wound didnt heal properly and I just had an open hole into my ballsack (its all better now dont worry). My sister jokingly said “pics or it didnt happen” and well now she knows better.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        Chad. I wish I had your courage.

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      did they banish you from the group chat and you’ve never talked to or seen any of them ever since?

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        We were all close friends and while there were unfortunately women in that group chat they got over it. I grew up with both of them so I don’t think that was enough to warrant losing a friend. They managed to forget thankfully and we made a new groupchat.

        I still talk to and actively see 3/5 of those people

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          But what did they think of your dick?

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            One of my homies said nice cock so I think it went well, he also tried to help with damage control for the girls but unfortunately they both opened before they saw our calls and texts

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              Well at least you got a cockliment

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              Did you guys get married afterwards?

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                He’s my roommate now so basically

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              deleted by creator

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                I can still read your comment coward. Idk how but I can. Idk why you deleted it though

                If you’re curious both of those women are part of that 3/5 I still speak with regularly. I’ve known both of them since I was like 2 so it was NBD especially because it was obviously an accident. I do live with the constant knowledge that they’ve seen my dick though and it haunts me

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                  I deleted it because it was a silly joke that didn’t quite land in hindsight.

                  But, dude, chill the fuck out, wow.

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                    Oh I’m sorry if that came off aggressive I didn’t mean it that way. I use coward as a joking jibe I didn’t mean anything by it. I was hoping that the second part of the comment made that clear, apologies if it did not.

                    I thought your comment was funny if it’s any consolation

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            Asking the important question…

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            3/5 weren’t envious. I assume.

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