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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Must be the moon

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Must be the moon

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.

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    If the moon wasn’t in the 12th house I wouldn’t have done all that crack

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    Mercury is in Gatorade

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      This is why we have government agencies regulating what goes into food and drink.

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    Unless you’re freebasing ground up moon rocks, like Krusty the clown.

    Wish it was better quality though.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Wish it was better quality though.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it.

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    The plot to a good 50% of Mountain Goats songs

    The other half are “Going To _____”

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      The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton has entered the chat

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        Hail Satan.

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        Going To Boarding School

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          Oh damn you’re right

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    https://youtu.be/dYPbfLnwBU4?si=GVJZ8IocXOMWuXgq

    perfect

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/dYPbfLnwBU4?si=GVJZ8IocXOMWuXgq

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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