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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Homer

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Homer

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • intelisense@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

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      Why can’t I have no kids and three money??

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      According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.

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      C’mon, Marge, the dog doesn’t count as a kid.

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      Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

      Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.

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        Maggie hates his guts.

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      https://frinkiac.com/video/S11E06/XPKvAup_vpZ7yNRZ41NQZcEc2vw=.gif

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