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jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

lactose intole-rule

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jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • Aielman15@lemmy.world
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    Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn’t know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

    • XIN@lemm.ee
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      Lactose fuels the universe.

      • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

        • jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          I’m galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

          • Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
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            Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!

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            I got bloated now my tummy is defined with a Schwarzchild radius :(

    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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      It’s called “the milky way” for a reason.

  • Raxiel@lemmy.world
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    I’ll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.

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    maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma

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    a dying neutron star

    A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.

    Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.

    Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he’s done pulsing?

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      Refractory period

  • ChannelSix@aussie.zone
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    Can neutron stars die?

    • Generous1146@beehaw.org
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      Yes, if you throw them hard enough

    • ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works
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      If cooling down counts as dying. They don’t produce heat or have much activity at all

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        They’re still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.

      • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements

  • kase@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think I get it

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.

      • Nom Nom@lemm.ee
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        lactose bigotry.

        How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it’s not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn’t even a trait shared by half the world’s adult population.

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          It’s a joke about intolerance

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            Tolerance of intolerance is intolerance!

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            I appreciate the deep layers of jokes lul.

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      My guess is that it’s an anti-joke. A dying neutron star will destroy anyone no matter what you can or can’t digest.

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