My prediction is that “Rebel Moon” will have enough Snyder treat hogs needing to make excuses for it that there will be future “this is leftist, actually, because the Big Bad if you squint at it can actually look like nazis I guess” or even “the Synderesque Cornfield of Burgerland Sentimentality can look kind of like a commune if you squint and hold your breath long enough” or maybe just boil down to “let people enjoy things” thought terminating cliches, all the while the movie will push cartoonishly blatant 
propaganda against straw communists. No one is immune to propaganda, least of all the “propaganda has no effect on me” believers, so I predict that’ll be a struggle session.
I expect I will be told to touch grass a lot by that treat’s future defenders if it has even a moderate amount of profitability, which would consequently make local hogs want to make excuses for it instead of admitting it’s hog-feeding chud propaganda and just eating it anyway with acceptance, which I would respect somewhat more. 
I’m truly impressed at how incomprehensible this post is to me. “Treat”, “struggle”, “hog” and “chud” all presumably mean something particular to you.
No insult intended - in-group slang is fun sometimes. It’s just kinda cool to be presented with it - reminds me of the Weird Old Internet.
Wanna know the fun part? Even we’re a little lost in this guy’s posts sometimes. Not as much as a BMF post (or whatever alt account they’re on now), but still.
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Nothing specific comes to mind, just “someone in X game fandom got me riled up” and even I, an inveterate g*mer, am like
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wrath of the righteous is really good. it’s a shame i have to use character guides for it because i Do Not know how to play pathfinder.
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yes, but that excess allowed some truly outrageous character builds that 5e just can’t hold a candle to. I’m especially proud of a damphir necromancer that ran around with the armored corpses of dire lions that soloed most of the fights the DM tried to throw at us. think he really regretted throwing those at us early on only for the cleric to go “wait, hold my beer”
i want to try it out but that means either running it myself or making someone else do it and i don’t know anyone else
Your posting is pretty great most of the time. You’re a certified crank, every community needs one. That being said, calling one of the characters from Oppenheimer a “booba waifu” was the most
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You’re not wrong, you’re really not. I do think, however, that someone who hadn’t seen the movie and isn’t familiar with your posting style could have conceivably come to the conclusion that you think Katherine Oppenheimer is a “big booba waifu”. I read your comment as obviously saying that’s how Nolan portrayed her and that’s a bad thing, Nolan should be less of a misogynist ass, but again, if someone is unfamiliar with the context and your posts, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that your comment could have been (in good faith) misconstrued as saying the direct opposite to what you actually meant. (Also, it makes a really good site tagline, so thanks!)
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Having had no idea wtf rebel moon is, this post did come off very
or maybe BMF-lite. But after you explained that detail it fell into place.Normally it’s not that there’s any trouble understanding you, just that your posts come off far more intensely than I have ever felt about the topics in question. Which is a good thing, mind, they’re always fun
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I support your protracted people’s war against the treats. But in all due respect, and don’t take this personally, I think it comes across a little Quixotic sometimes because you make references to previous arguments where the person you’re talking about is nowhere to be found in the thread, so it just looks like fighting windmills from an outsider perspective.
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He’s not Don Quixote without Sancho Panza
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Good ol’ UlyssesInside of you are two
One is BMF, the other is Ulysses.
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Nothing but love Ulysses.
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treats = food/entertainment, derogatory
struggle = big argument on the site, generally called “struggle session”
hogs = the unwashed braying (usually) CHUD masses
CHUD = Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, fascists/other right wingers
Wait I thought we were hogs
I think hog just means anyone who consumes slop, which is to say, a consumer.
watch out i’m consoooomin
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Nah honestly just roll with it, we need to propagate our slang not restrain it.
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We are apostles of dril
tomorrow i will start a struggle session that the entire bitter flavor group is a combination of addiction and toxic masculinity and nobody actually likes it
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Not until this evening in the US
Former president Donald Trump is expected to leave his club in New Jersey later this afternoon with a coterie of aides, according to people familiar with the trip, and will turn himself in this evening.
Edit: Some people are saying 7 PM ET
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I would pay [amount of money with lots of zeroes] to see him manhandled and shot in the back 82 times
I will continue like I always have: blissful ignorance of every struggle session, and then learning about them five months later because they flare up like herpes in random threads
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on the one hand, I want to know what the two sides were. on the other, I probably don’t.
Speaking of which, what was the bananas thing about?
never heard of it
I think Tiktok/Twitter kids learned about how “developed” countries have access to tropical fruits because of exploitation so they had disk horse about whether ending imperialistic exploitation was worth not having bananas all year around.
I think that was a weird Left Twitter thing that never made its way here. I also have no idea what it was about.
I think there was a boat involved?
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I wanted to read discussions about “China’s zombie economy” but there ain’t any.
Too nerd topic, next one will probably be about wet rocks again
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Of course it has, because online discussions never go anywhere in their first iteration at least
people are mad about cairns?
It was specifically about removing stones from a creek or riverbed, which (apparently) can have an effect on the flow and disturb the ecosystem. The OP was very polite and informational but everyone started flipping out and arguing over it for some bizarre reason. Link
Sample:
Should we kill all Beavers? I hear they alter water flows in an unnatural manner.
This is far worse than rocks, btw.
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It just seems equivalent to having a strong opinion about flint knapping, or atlatls.
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I just don’t really believe it’s a thing in year of our lord not 100,000 BCE
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worst possible reality: reddit explodes like a month before the elections, completely nonfunctional, URL stops working.
a solid 200,000 redditors swarm onto Lemmy, with many ending up on instances we are federated to. the next month is spent in a constant state of battle over voting. if Trump wins then it’s like, at least the next 3 months, with low-lying anger for the remaining 4 years.
The economy being as fucked as it is trump is probably going to take it back unless Biden goes full FDR mode in the last year.
Libs are going to be unbearable.
It’s not a real struggle session unless its an internal disagreement between Hexbears, if it’s us vs the libs that’s just sparkling disagreement.
met a lib IRL who had a giant ‘I Voted, so should you!’ badge on their backpack
next to a captain america badge, liberalism is the goddamn same everywhere
Beans.
Wait that’s today’s session subject. Hm, maybe debate over rain, cool or bad?
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we’re bringin back the cult of pythagoras folks
Someone makes a post about using the term “companion animals” in place of “pets,” at least 800 comments or a locked thread
- I have no idea what Rebel Moon is.
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I can predict some amazing China struggle sessions coming in 2050, it’s going to be great
it’s gonna be ridged vs flat potato chips
Wtf is a flat chip?
pringle vs crinkle
Ah so smooth not flat?
okay now you’re really startin’ to tick me off!
Welcome to the struggle dome
Now I don’t know if you mean american chips or real chips
both, and it’ll be confusing for everyone
Probably something to do with our flourishing trans comms. Some groups prefer the humor and memes to be more chill and happy, as it was in most
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Are the slurs necessary for self deprecating humor?
they help!
It will be over whether chess is fun or important.
chess is fun
Possibly the blood and soil NATO libs are about to have one over supporting Wagner again
