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Adminsare ideologist@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Kudos to anyone who can figure out where and how to cut from this description.

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      Cut a little triangle or V shaped notch at the top and center of your toenail. It doesn’t have to be too deep so don’t go nuts. Looks kinda silly but it works like a charm.

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        Now that sounds easy enough to understand. Lol

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        I’d stick to a slit over a triangle. Triangles are strong, you’re trying to create a weak area.

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      Have you tried googling the word “perpendicular”?

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        That’s not the problem, buddy.

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          🤷‍♂️ then deal with your ingrown toe nails I guess.

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            But I don’t get ingrown toenails. Plus, someone explained it much more coherently, already.

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              Why are you still talking?

              Actually, don’t answer; I don’t care.

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                Because each time I reply to you, you get more down votes. I find that funny.

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                  It’s cool when people value themselves on popular opinion. And internet points.

                  Deffo not a sign of an ego issue. You’re good.

                  Homie still here talking trash about his own illiteracy when plenty of folks were literate enough to get it. Keep it up, it’s a dope look.

                  Best of luck. Also, definitely respond to prove my point. That’d be neato.

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                    You bet I’ll respond!

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        Words is funny sometimes

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