Reports say the laser was fired for lasing about

It’s like they want everything to fall apart and catch fire

Not both at the same time?

Certainly not his wife, I hear she won’t even peg him anymore

And Canada

Hmmm. The spam bots are learning.

Yeah, he keeps bringing them up any time he needs to distract from any negative coverage of him or his own failings. They’re now on pause after they succeeded in their goal of distraction.

Don’t get me wrong, they’ll come up again. And again. And again. It’s one of the easiest levers he can pull or buttons he can press to get massive attention with very little impact to himself.

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My head canon was that Tom was Eru Iluvatar just living his best life enjoying all the things he’d created.

I would guess because the people climbing them are doing it for sport, not geography. Either that or because they don’t meet the geographical requirements for prominence

That’s just the fringe benefit. The real aim was to distract from the plane crashes he caused with his mismanagement of the FAA, and the half dozen agencies that have been hijacked by people without security clearance

If you’re in usa, it’s illegal to sell the good ones. You’re not allowed to have inedible, non-food items fully surrounded by food. Items like corndogs are ok since the stick is exposed, but the plastic eggs fully enclosed by chocolate are not ok.

We can’t have nice things because American corporations couldn’t be trusted to not bake rocks into bread, unless it was against the law

Doubt it. I bet they’ll try to classify any of his communications as presidential advice, which would make them privileged communications not subject to foia

Had this same thought. Maybe the cable channel could be the divider for separate screw trays.

Of the Chrysler?

Ah, so not like the Nintendo switch games

I think it’s parody based on this being one of their other headlines:

Montreal Becomes ‘New New Orleans North’ in Latest Map Wars Escalation

So then the smart move for Canada would be to not put tariffs on eggs, to keep them flowing into Canada and prices in America high?

Yep, then the FTC and CPB

Yeah, I forgot, when you join the army, they give you a rifle and handgun that you get to keep with you at all times. Not like there’s an armory with an officer in charge of doling them out.