In 1945

couple of things i didn’t catch in my playthrough, wish he’d revealed the masqued captain’s location better, i looked everywhere for that dude to get the bounty

they’re also prenorman, the roman ones. some of which were still used into the norman era: i.e. the walls of York

Times of Israel says outright she’s german-israeli but they’re also gonna to get precious about an obviously yiddish name being suggested to belong to germany? the host didn’t ask where Schulmann was from, they asked about the name. even the most virulent Yankee nativist still knows where their fucking surname is actually from

FUCK OFF ILYICH YOU DONT KNOW ME

holy shit your username is transcendent

trump accidentally shutting down a concentration camp was not on the bingo card

FFS i’m a professional yankkkeeologist, it is known for a fact in the scientific community that liter cola is a primary forage category of the yankee genus and fed to the larvae.

ah this is a common cultural misperception, the yankee does not drink all of that in one sitting–rather like an ant this precious nectar is preserved and transited to a yankee hive where it becomes a collective sustenance of marginal lukewarm hydration over several days, or mixed with low grade liquor, as demands vary.

UN USSR

what?

dang bannerlord tactics do be looking pretty sophisticated these days. maybe it could be tooled appropriately

30 years war and it’s a total war style game

1648 is a weird mod for m2tw, they created star forts to play on but they don’t really work properly. more fundamentally the thirty years war, 17th century warfare worked differently than how total war has been conceived, a colunela¹ was such a tightly-knit combined arms unit it cannot be micromanaged by weapon-type like total war units are conventionally. 1648 for m2tw and Pike and Shot for NTW therefore play like bootleg 18th century line battles which is simply not how the thirty years war should look, one would have to design autonomous unit ais that will manage missile-pike formations for the player, as well as complicated cavalry maneuvers like caracole—it would end up very unlike how total wars feel if it was done right.

not that i don’t think it would be worthy/cool to do a 3d real time strategy pike-and-shot simulation, it just can’t be “total war” as it is currently thought of. also i’d be right pissed if someone went to the trouble and limited it to the thirty years war if you didn’t get to do the league of cognac, french wars of religion, 80 years war, english civil war… what would even be the point

(E) 1: colunela was the basic missile-pike combination used in the early italian wars, lending its name to modern ‘colonel’, the tercio is a specific permutation regarding the apportionment of arms in the formation—and a particularly unhelpful term because many of what got called ‘tercio’ were not actually thirds!

I will never stop sitting my man ass down and listening to women

we will remove your ears and sting them on necklaces

russia and america are brotherly people but in the worst sense

yes

the only yankees copenhagen deserves is texan chew enthusiasts who think copenhagen manufactures that brand of chew

if you look at a woman your eyes will be put out. if you perceive a woman by other means you will be broken on the wheel

the sea and polar latitudes

the living room fills with water and a shark comes after you like your ll cool j in deep blue sea, duuh