I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • I was torn on how to phrase that. Where I come from any taco can be a breakfast taco. Egg tacos can be dinner tacos.

    My future wife and I went out to Mexican food for lunch one day. After that she wanted to know what dinner was going to be. “I’m thinking Mexican food.” “We had Mexican for lunch.” “But in Mexico it’s just called food and they eat it for every meal.” I’m surprised she stuck with me. But we did have Mexican for dinner.















  • I replaced the septic system 7 years ago when the one that came with the house failed after a few months. Fortunately I was able to get it completely replaced in just 24 hours. Haven’t had the money to get it pumped in the last two years. So it didn’t give us a choice. I’ll recover in a day or two from digging a three foot deep hole to access the cover so that they didn’t charge us for digging it out. But the pumping cost will take much longer to recover from.

    Still working on unclogging the vent.




  • Healthy enough weight wise. I managed to regain the excessive 10 pounds of loss after a few years which helped. Now all my problems are sleep apnea and back related. Stressing my back is painful but absolutely necessary. But I definitely overdid it that day.

    Yesterday and today I moved a lot of mud with a shovel because the septic tank was full and needed the cap uncovered and, after pumping, recovered. Not pleasant but good for the back.