Our brains are quite adaptive though, maybe at first it would be like a pigeon playing QWOP, but after some time I think we’d figure it out.

It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!

Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.

The definition of precariat.

So that his name will be written next to it forever.

Is it supposed to be interpreted as see them tiddies, maybe?

Why do you think phones aren’t listening? All of my anecdotal evidence leads me to believe that they absolutely will, depending on the apps installed.

I’ve been using LineageOS and GrapheneOS for maybe 8 years or so, and never have any social media / google apps installed, as well as ad / tracker blocking.

My friends, family, co-workers etc. are often served ads for very specific things immediately after we were talking about them. Toys, tools, kitchen equipment, even flights to countries or cities that were being discussed. All far too specific to be coincidence.

So while the phone itself may not be listening, apps can, depending on permissions etc.

Reading your list there, and they all sound like poor people problems. Have you thought about being rich instead?

Almost carton.

… Same sex active shooter drills?

Can’t have wildfires if nothing grows!

I spent just over $100 on a second hand one.

No.

Yes!

No. This includes 4G and 5G devices. 3G devices will just stop working when the 3G network is shut down and don’t need to be blocked.

My phone is set to LTE only in my modem config, all of my calls are via VoLTE, my phone will still be blocked.

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

Funnily enough, in Australia we call the broiler a grill, and what you’re describing is exactly what I thought a grilled cheese was. One of my favourite snacks when I was a kid was this, but with corn kernels under the cheese as well. Of course, being Australian, cheese and Vegemite was also a winning combination!

Aussie here, I’ve always considered a cheese toasty to be a cheese sandwich that’s been toasted in a jaffle iron. A toasted cheese sandwich, however, would be more similar to a grilled cheese.

Not sure if this was just the nomenclature used by my family or is in line with what others call them, though.

If you’re from the US, it isn’t. The Woolworth part of the company was closed and they focussed on sporting goods, whatever is left of the company is now called Foot Locker.

“Woolworths supermarkets in Australia and New Zealand are operated by Australia’s largest retail company, Woolworths Group, a separate company with no historical links to the F. W. Woolworth Company or Foot Locker, Inc.”

Copied from Wikipedia.

XZ1 Compact with LineageOS checking in! I never want to change from this phone, and I’m already scared about what’s gonna happen when they shut down the 4G networks in ten or fifteen years.