GeckoChamber [he/him]

They did some of the party leaders so dirty with those portrait drawings

reverse psychology vampires be like

I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid to work less with enemies that only do one heart of damage per hit

The taking a nap community really fucked up letting them name that crime “kidnapping”, if they tried doing that to me they would be hearing from my lawyers so fast

It might have the best sound design in any game, which is a pretty good thing to have in a game about going around hitting every wall with a sword.

I think the bosses should have like 20 % less HP and start doing their actually dangerous attacks sooner.

Posting this twice is a pretty great avant-garde bit

No way the guy wrote “in full compliance with a very comprehensive and exacting Subpoena”, this was written by a team of lawyers doing a Trump impression

Why the hell do I have to go get it from behind two locks like 200 ml at a time but the bug people get a 10-liter jug??

I can’t believe they turned Silksong into a third-person shooter MOBA without telling anyone, all the people expecting a metroidvania souls-like are going to be so pissed

You can’t fool me, that’s clearly Stavros Halkias

We do not condone Milkshake Duck’s words or behavior, but have decided to continue our government cooperation with it

NYT’s short-form news thing about the parade says “Some weapons seem tailor-made to counter American forces.”

How dare they make missiles that give me the vibes that they would really hurt if they hit Our Troops

Here’s my impression of cryptic crossword people: “Toilet is an anagram indicator because when you flush your shit and piss get all mixed together”

We should have more modern diseases that are named [profession]'s lung. Programmer’s Lung. Crypto Scammer’s Lung. Content Creator’s Lung.

Uh, that’s actually an inverse correlation

And the way they say that stuff always sounds like they just barely managed to self-censor the f-slur

It’s so funny that twitter 2 is unable to get rid of the strange fetish content on the main feed

A guy who makes a lot of jokes in the genre of “a group of white men is called a podcast”, but it becomes increasingly clear he’s just still bitter about the divorce with his podcaster ex-husband

Maybe he’s specifically for the third plane that crashed into the Pentagon?

It should be a crime to make a parody of something if you know less about it than me. No more making me look offended if I don’t find your surface-level critique of a half-remembered wikipedia article about the subject funny. No trial, straight to the oubliette.